Would this be a quick way to kill myself?

Hey guys, are you teens? it's like hell, i was so fookin fat then xD. Anyway dudes, remember that you should only be yourselves, don't give that much importance to what people think. It will be fine eventually. Well, if anyone of you need to talk with someone feel free to add to chat or anything. And no, you can't become gay, you could settle for that, but if you do so, i don't think you will achieve happiness